Red or blue, the message remains the same. Dear Red Tories, Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. At first, when you won the last general election by a considerable landslide people celebrated. I felt slightly guilty then for the sense of foreboding this change brought, and put it down to general anxiety. Always trust your gut, readers. First, you came for the pensioners' winter heating allowance. How dare wee Ethel down the road not want to choose between freezing or starving to

Seriously, how do you make mass murder boring? Running with Scissors shows us how.

Ah Pam... How could you betray me like this? I have a very bad habit of indulging in freemium games on my mobile when I feel isolated. ...